I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
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Sober January is a disaster.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
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Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
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