You were right. It hurts to walk today.
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
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He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
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I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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