Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
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i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
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i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
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