glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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