Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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