ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
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