Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
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i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
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YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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