Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
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