every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
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He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
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Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
So. Much. Porn.
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