Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
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