I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
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