can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
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