in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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