He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
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I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
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I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
The guy in the room next to me just offered to hide the next dose of morphine he will get for his broken leg under his tongue and then swap it with me in exchange for a roll of the good toilet paper my parent brought for me last they visited. The psych ward is a lot more hardcore than I thought.
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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