Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
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