Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
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