Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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