and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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