It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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