I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
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just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
I'm high and craving hash browns from McDonalds. Please pick me up. I also would like a hug and a supportive pat on the back when you get here. Thanks.
Its two in the afternoon. McDonalds don't sell hash browns at 2 in the afternoon. Whore. The hug I can provide however.
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I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
Can't talk, ducks in the car
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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