so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
I just did a booty-call caliber shave job in preparation for this weekend. Fuck being ladylike; I'm tryna get LAID-ylike
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
Randomize
