I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
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