there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
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i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
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I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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