He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
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