u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
The only thing that would make my night better is if William Shatner came and read me a bedtime story.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
