I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
Walking in to my alcoholic Assessment meeting with a black eye = 40% awkward 60% awesome
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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