He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
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