My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
she looked like the before picture.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
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