Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
Yeah apparently i got lonely because everyone was hooking up so i took matters into my own hands. I woke up on the floor spooning a vaccuum cleaner, a mop, 40 paper cups, and industrial grade detergent.
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Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
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Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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