Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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