yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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