This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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