we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
worst night to have a conscience
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
in mid sex he pointed out my great gatsby tattoo and we started discussing themes and metaphors from our fave fitzgerald novels
you need to stop fucking English majors
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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