Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
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