Your parents are going to be so confused in the morning
More like pissed. but ill be sure to explain my pathological fear of terrorists hiding in the bathtub
I wish i could be there for it
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
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He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
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i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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