I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
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