well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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