he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
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