I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
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So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
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This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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