Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
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