I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
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