So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
wakey wakey hands off snakey
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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