A girl just told me I should smile because I was surrounded by hot girls. I told her that clearly beauty was in the eye of the beholder. And she slapped me!
Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
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