HIV tests are more positive than that guy
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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