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• (714): View more from California

  I discovered last night there is no graceful way to remove your face from your gf's crotch when your parents walk in the room

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• (904): View more from Florida

  i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?

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• (856): View more from New Jersey

  Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job

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  29 Cringeworthy Situations People Realized They Shouldn’t Be In

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• (206): View more from Washington

  She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?

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• (770): View more from Georgia

  After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"

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• (336): View more from North Carolina

  I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.

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• (309): View more from Illinois

  Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.

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  I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.

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  21 Times Karma Showed These People Not to Mess Around

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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy

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• (361): View more from Texas

  WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?

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  I would peed on everything

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• (505): View more from New Mexico

  30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.

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• (920): View more from Wisconsin

  I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!

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