turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
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I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
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Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
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