i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
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I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
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We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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