Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
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But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
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Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
I'm done being subtle here. MOVE INTO MY EXTRA BEDROOM SO WE CAN FUCK WHENEVER AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FINDING PEOPLE TO HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH.
you live like 200 miles from me and I have two years of school left
goddamnit stop pointing out all the flaws in my plan
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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