Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
the day after is always just damage control
You're having sex and i just smoked and made oatmeal...i'll give you some time to be jealous
If you dedicate your next bite to me, I'll dedicate my first orgasm to you.
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On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
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Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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