your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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