If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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