it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
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