ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
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