Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
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