Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
the cashier wished me a happy fathers day while i bought condoms
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
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It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
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I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
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