oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
I showed him my bush... on skype.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
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