I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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