drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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