That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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