have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
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