Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
Apparently last night I yelled "the cops were called on a mother fucker and that mother fucker is me." And then proceeded to exorcise a sandwitch.
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
Why are your pants in the freezer?
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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