And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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